Because Nothing Beats A Warm Bum When You're Doing Number 2

It's true. You "go" better when you're not sitting on some cold plastic when your bowels tells you to go.

I can say that from experience and it does wake you up.

That is probably the reason why Argentinian Football Coach Diego Maradona demands to have the E-Bidet which features a heated seat, a warm air blow-dryer and front and rear bidet wands.

Of course why wash when your seat does it for you - and dries you up as well. Put in a recliner and a flat screen TV and you'll never want to leave your bathroom - ever.

(Calling Tim Taylor of Tool Time: Let's power er up)

But that's not the only reason why Argentina leads the way in World Cup hotel demands.

They also want 14 different salads during every meal along with 10 hot dishes a day.

Well the dishes are easy enough - they only want 10 heated every day so a few minutes in the microwave and you have hot dishes.

Hehehehe . . . Ok maybe it's not that funny but seriously 14 different salads? I can't even get more than 5 if that.

I guess the Argentinian team love their greens.

I am so down with the PlayStation consoles and the ice cream 24/7 though.

Add chips and we're rocking . . .

. . . while we're each sitting on our own warm E-bidet.

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Note: I apologize for offending anyone - especially Argentinians. It's just in good fun.